Sunday, August 3, 2008

Vaughan is about to be fired, i spose

Following England ruining my perfectly good prediction yesterday, big news is about to break over here.

Michael Vaughan former superstar batsman and decent captain, and current bum of the month, is about to get the ass.

I have this on no real authority other than a gut fee, and a slight stirring own stairs.

This can mean only one thing, King Cricket’s Own Rob Key will come in at number 3 and captain England.

I know that is a lot of what ifs, but I figured if you throw enough shit against a wall some of it is bound to stick.

Not that Rob Key is shit, well not completely shit.

Vaughan should be fired, but there are man other questions, will England have the balls to make the tough call, which formerly tried cricketer will they bring in to replace him, does Wing Commander Strauss want to replace him, and should KP smile less.

England also has two soft cock options available to them.

Vaughan slides down the order, and they manufacture a number 3 out of Bell.

Or they prey to WG Grace that Vaughan gets his mojo back for next years ashes.

Because as we all know, the ashes are all that matters, losses to India, Sri Lanka and South Africa mean very little to the brits.

Remember when they won the 2005 ashes.

Memories, like the rest of the lyrics in that song go.

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