He took so many wickets at first class level, that it took a man of Geoff Millers stature to look past him.
Now Simon Jones, the welsh weapon, is injured and finished for the year.
That’s what they tell you.
Australians know better.
We understand that he is just placing himself in cotton wool so he can be mentos fresh for the Ashes next year.
Jones realises that in the eyes of the English, the Ashes is bigger than cricket (well that is what Gary Naylor said).
Jones also understands that home series gain more excitement than away series.
So he is rip raring and ready to go for next year.
He doesn’t need to bowl a ball between now and then, this half a year was just a run around the park to make sure he remembers how to roll his arm over.
He does, now back to bed sweet angel, mummy will call when she needs you.
The English are a cunning bunch when they want to be, picking Eyelids Pattinson was just to lull Australia into the most insanely false sense of security ever
Then to make sure Australia were still watching KP sprouts some nonsense.
The Joke will be on them when Australia draw with India and draw with South Africa before they get there.
Other things England will do to try and win next years Ashes.
Make Kylie Minogue a citizen.
Let Harmy lose form again.
Assassinate Nick Cave and say the Paparazzi caused an accident.
Recall Ian Salisbury for India.
Send Germaine Greer home
Lose to Sri Lanka, hard.
Vote Kenny the best English film ever made.
And make an annoying bastard their captain, ie: Sourav Ganguly, Arjuna Ranatunga or Graeme Smith.www.cricketwithballs.com... fighting the war on tony greig
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