Saturday, August 30, 2008

74 ways to deep-fry a kitten

But only 11 of Australia’s top 15 cricketers required.

The pitch had a little action to it.

It took royalty to make runs.

The Kings XI Punjabi and King Probot were the only two to make real contributions.

Brad Haddin failed again, and the calls for Luke Ronchi sounded louder in my head.

Then the burning kitten torture began.

Mitchell Johnson enjoys the white ball, and he enjoyed fried kittens.

Brett Geeves had never eaten crispy pussy, and even though he didn’t have much time, he still had two helpings.

Then the big bear Cam White came on, and he devoured the last of the kittens, only the underdone small ones that no one else wanted.

And that was that.

This game had a wet pants moment for me, when I saw the big bear Cam White and Future Pm David Hussey (smashed a healthy 20odd) sitting at 1st and 2nd slip respectively.

Oh it was grand.

Also Brett Geeves has let his hair grow, which is a shame, but now has a Dirty Dirk junior beard, so I forgive him.www.cricketwithballs.com... fighting the war on tony greig

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