Sunday, August 3, 2008

Ramps does helen mirren

I would like to congratulate Mark Ramprakash for truly showing us that test cricket is not important.

Making a mathematical landmark in an inferior competition, that is important.

It’s quite an achievement.

It’s like winning a commonwealth gold medal when you routinely didn’t make the finals of the Olympic finals.

Or, to use a far more apt analogy, it’s like wanting to fuck Natalie Portman and waking up with Helen Mirren.

Funny how no Australian (other than a freak of nature), South African or Indian batsmen ever make this landmark.

Perhaps they don’t hang around for long enough.www.cricketwithballs.com

Now with new proper english lady blogger.

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