Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Sharma a speed demon

I once asked how India will ruin Ishant Sharma.

He may not be ruined yet, but he has been slowed down by bling.

Sharma, and his adam’s apple, were obviously allergic to attention, gold, cocaine or Ganguly’s captaincy.

In 13 games he managed 7 wickets, and never once took more than one.

For those who believe wickets mean nothing and economy rate is king in t20, he couldn’t slip himself into the top 30 list for that.

This was the same man who bowled in Australia like he was some unco Indian zombie version of demon fred spofforth.

But in the IPL, while he bowled some good spells, he was mostly just another bowler.

A guy like Gony, who was until recent time a nobody, is now a somebody, because as Flemmo puts it, he bowls a heavy ball.

He may not jumped ahead of Sharma, but he has certainly put his name on someones clip board.

Sharma is not done with yet.

He has just been initiated in the world of sports, ie: cocaine.

With Ahktar and Bollywood all over him I'm sure he was exposed to things he had only heard friends talk about before.

Like orgies and other fun stuff.

White powder never slowed down the great Pakistani quicks.

Well since it was coke, it probably didn't hurt with their confidence

So in conclusion, Sharma needs less golden helmets, and more or less coke.www.cricketwithballs.com

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