The West Indies have clearly missed their cool dude leader.
But he is back, and the world can rejoice again.
And in his absence he has been working on percentages.
"I'm not 100% fit, but 90%, but I can cope. I wasn't 90% fit in Antigua. The physio said I was 70%, and basically we didn't want to risk it.â€
Can you think of a player less likely to calculate percentages than Gayle.
He was so excited at his new mathematical skills he managed to use % 4 times in about 20 seconds, which just proves that no matter what Gayle does, he does it to the extreme.
Australia’s coolest player, Roy, has managed to miss his team bus.
They fined him $3000, plus he had to pay the taxi fare, so that’s like $3015 in total.
Of recent times Roy seems to be propping up the batting order regularly.
Perhaps he should start handing out his own fines.
Clarke, $5000 for turning up late to the tour and making everyone else look out of form when you got here.
Katich, $83,000 for looking like a Krab at the crease.
Haddin, $12,500 for not starting your career like Gilly did.
Hodge, $23,000 for the freakin Wolf Blass ad.
Hussey, $23,000 for that freakin Wolf Blass ad.
Jacques, $112,000 for batting like a samurai warrior in first class cricket, and an Origami warrior in test cricket.www.cricketwithballs.com
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