1. Mohammed Asif not happy with the effect steroids had on his demeanour, sent down an opium chaser to balance it out, surprisingly the Dubai Airport officials frowned on this.
2. Herschelle Gibbs tried a bit of Mary Jane in the West Indies. He also likes to drink'n'drive and match fix. He is all class.
3. Ed Giddons was suspended for 18 months after testing positive to cocaine. Best sledge he received "Don't let them get up your nose, Giddo". Imagine the worst.
4. Stephen Fleming used marijuana as a way to prepare himself for captaincy of the hardest working team in world cricket. No wonder he looked so calm.
5. Lalit Modi, the IPL guru was guilty of cocaine possession in North Carolina and given a 2 year sentence (which he didn't serve). The two year decision had more to do with the kidnapping and assault charges he also pleaded guilty too.
6. Ian Botham admitted to enjoying weed, but denied claims he once got high on cocaine with a Miss Barbados and broke the bed during love making. Why?
7. West Australian Duncan Spencer was banned for taking the performance enhancing nandrolone. His first class bowling average was 39. Enhancing?
8. Maninder Singh the Indian left arm spinner got caught with 1.5 grams of white powder. This apparently had nothing to do with the dodgy LBW he received to tie the tied test.
9. Shane Warne thought he looked fat and took a diet pill that doubles as a masking agent. Perhaps he should have just eaten less Pizza.
10. Adeel Raja, a Holland International, was banned for using finasteride. It's not surprising that a dutch cricketer had been banned for taking drugs, but all he did was forget to extend his dispensation that had been granted to him previously. .
11. Shoaib Ahktar was found with nandrolone in his system, but the PCB didn't seem to mind that much, and once Bob Woolmer died, everyone had more important things to worry about.
12th man Phil Tufnell.
Coach: Brigitte Warne.
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