the promise of breakfast

The England need motivation to win a test.

The Windies need divine intervention.

So I thought I’d do my bit to help.

Which ever team manages to chase down their total with the fewest wickets down, gets a bacon and egg extravaganza cooked by yours truly.

The cooking shall be done in the nude.

This is motivation for England, as they love bacon and eggs.

And Divine intervention for the Windies, as I am divine.

Clearly.

Even with my help this is going to be hard for the two countries.

The pitch at Old Trafford is so spicy Monty looked like Bishen Bedi.

The pitch at Sabina Park is starting to resemble Melbourne.

Both sides have lost an opener.

Both sides have two key batsmen to dismiss, and then it’s a bit of a crap shoot.

On the England’s side is the fact that New Zealand are favourites.

On the West Indies’ side is that Stuart MacGill has bowled them to a record chase before.

Against the England is they struggle against Vettori when he doesn’t spin it.

Against the Windies is that Simon Katich picked up 6 wickets last week.

Will England try to win?

Will the Kiwis crumble?

Will Australia implode?

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