Tuesday, May 27, 2008

What if God was a an opener

The West Indies have God on their side.

3 times a day they pray to some sort of Christian god type creature.

Australia pray to know one, and prey on everyone.

So does God, in a Christian in the clouds sort of way, exist?

Based on yesterdays results, no.

Australia, a secular nation, with it’s most religious player out with a non god related injury, smited the Windies.

God, Jesus and Johnny Cash were unable to save them.

The Windies are growing as a cricket team, but they are not fully grown.

These are the things they could spend their prayer time on.

Facing the bowling machine, named Stuart Clark.

Talking to Desmond Haynes about building an innings.

Paint ball.

Listening to the Easy Star All Stars.

Training.

Studying the history of test cricket, and how lucky they are to be allowed to participate in it.

Working out a way to get Roy out.

Watching Night of the Living Dead.www.cricketwithballs.com

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