Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Shane Watson exposed

Disclaimer: No pictures of Shane Watson nude/naked, or lubed up in this post, but there is talk of sex.

Going by my google hits, Shane Watson is the cricketer everyone wants to know about.

He has taken the IPL by storm.

Australians already know alot about him, but others don't.

shane watson looks like patrick swayze, this is true, although I wouldn't say he is a paedophile like Swayze in Donnie Darko, or really cool like Swayze in Point Break.

who is shane watson, that is a question for the ages, but i'd answer it with "jellybean".

shane watson girl soft, that's very unfair to girls.

sex with shane watson cricket, I'll try explain this as best I can, he would be the best looking bloke you've ever landed, you have always wanted to be with a man like this. You get him home, strip him naked, and you are in awe, already slightly confused as he holds a fish in front of his penis. Then under the pressure you apply he breaks down, but this is your perfect man, so you pump him up, but then he breaks down again, still you pump him up, and still he breaks down, this goes on for yours, until you start to abuse him, ignore him and treat him mean, this is when he performs at his best, but alas, tis only for 20/20 moments.

intersex women photos hermaphrodite, i agree Shane Watson has underperformed in his career, but I don't think its because he is a hermaphrodite, I think it's cause he's a jellybean....
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