jacques online

<p class="MsoNormal">Jacques Kallis has a website.
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<p class="MsoNormal">True story.
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<p class="MsoNormal">http://www.kallis.co.za/index.htm

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<p class="MsoNormal">It has all the information on Jacques you have ever wanted.
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<p class="MsoNormal">For instance his middle name is Henry.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Steve Waugh once said of him. [b]“We’ve tried everything against this guy, but we can’t find a weakness in his game”.[/b]The site goes on to say, "His mental strength is his primary weapon and if the Australians can’t get to him then no other side probably can."
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<p class="MsoNormal">Even though he averages a mere 19 runs less against Australia than anyone else.
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<p class="MsoNormal">He has a scholarship. “To combine the academic and life skills programmes of existing school structures with the funding and mentorship from Jacques Kallis.”
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<p class="MsoNormal"> Jacques, the rich, arrogant and balding Mr Chipps.
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<p class="MsoNormal">He also answers the tough questions.
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<p class="MsoNormal">[b]Can you cook, if so what is your strength[/b] No can't cook.
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<p class="MsoNormal">But you can afford about a dozen chefs who work around the clock i bet.
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<p class="MsoNormal">[b]Favourite music[/b] All types.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Really Jacques, you like afro salsa trip hop as well?
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<p class="MsoNormal">[b]Favourite actor/actress[/b] Neve Campbell.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Wow.
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<p class="MsoNormal">[b]Products I use for my hair and body[/b] I use all Sanex products for my hair, feet and body.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Lucky they are your major sponsors, other wise you’d have to spend a fortune, well not on your hair.
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<p class="MsoNormal">[b]Marital status[/b] dating Sharmone Jardim.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Sorry?
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<p class="MsoNormal">What the fuck happened to Cindy? Why was I not informed of this?
<p class="MsoNormal">I have tried to friend this Sharmone Jardim on facebook, to find answers, but so far she has not granted my request.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Thinking that a website run by the man himself may be wrong I did some research, and guess what, Cindy and he broke up ages ago.
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<p class="MsoNormal">According to Saffa cricket, it was 2006.
"Nell's agent Kendra Houghton, confirmed that the two were no longer a couple and said they were still good friends. She said the break-up was due to their busy schedules." <p class="MsoNormal">
<p class="MsoNormal">Yet commenters on this blog led me to believe he was still in a sick and twisted relationship with Cindy.
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<p class="MsoNormal">This is simply not true, the sick and twisted relationship is with Shamone (also spelt Sharmone on the same site) Jardim.
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<p class="MsoNormal">So my Cindy's pre game ritual post, has been edited to reflect Shamone Jardim.
<p class="MsoNormal">Which isn’t nearly as funny, as she is not related to any of the players, least of all the ax wielding Andre.
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<p class="MsoNormal">After I carefully re worded my Cindy’s pre game ritual post, I went back to read up about Shamone Jardim.
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<p class="MsoNormal">“I wanted to share some news with you that has certainly made me very happy. I have a new lady in my life and her name is Shamone Jardim. It is so nice to date a girl that is dating me for who I am and not someone who is looking to further her career out of a relationship. I am very happy at the moment and she is a very special girl.” Jacques Kallis
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<p class="MsoNormal">Is he saying Cindy was dating him to further her career?
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<p class="MsoNormal">Fair enough really, it probably wasn’t your looks that got Cindy in, and your personality would never be considered dynamic, so what else is a girl left with, a love of men who love themselves, or men that have an average over 50.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Great website, I suggest you all take a look.
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