Pup likes em flat with cash

<p class="MsoNormal">Michael Clarke’s innings last night was like watching Kate Winslet and Natalie Portman exchange bodily fluids.
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<p class="MsoNormal">I know.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Clarke loves a flat track and money in the bank when he walks to the wicket, but you can’t take that away from that innings.
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<p class="MsoNormal">It was like Butter.
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<p class="MsoNormal">I must admit I watched it after a long day on beer, and half a bottle of something called Teddy Bear Port, but it still seemed damn good.
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<p class="MsoNormal">While the Krab Katich (he failed against the second new ball, so I retract everything nice already) and Roy couldn’t play balls off their pads, Clarke was on fire (plus Ramdin dropped him off his pads)
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<p class="MsoNormal">He was like a sh1t hot car park attendant, he drove everything.
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<p class="MsoNormal">I know.
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<p class="MsoNormal">This wicket is flat, not keira flat, but there isn’t much curve to it.
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<p class="MsoNormal">When Johnson and Lee swat around the ball you know it’s not going to be a bowlers paradise.
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<p class="MsoNormal">All except one man, Clarke again.
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<p class="MsoNormal">The new rule for Australian spinners is whether they can out bowl Clarke.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Hogg couldn’t and retired.
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<p class="MsoNormal">MacGill looks like he can’t either.
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<p class="MsoNormal">It would be unlogical of me to suggest that Michael Clarke is the best spinner in Australia.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Because Bryce McGain is from Australia.
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<p class="MsoNormal">But since Warne retired Clarke has been the best spinner in the Australian test XI.

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