Eyelids yay, dirty dirk oh noes

Victoria is under represented in the County Championship this year, due to the IPL.

But one man is getting the job done game after game, well he’s done it twice.

Darren Eyelids Pattinson.

Having strolled into the Notts line up, when they rest their top guns, eyelids continues to get the wickets.

Why, because he is Vicrorian.

That much is obvious.

While over at Middlesex they seem to be missing a vital ingredient, a Victorian.

Perhaps they should try and get Victoria’s best fast bowler over there to pump up their side.

Oh they have.

THEN WHY IS DIRTY DIRK NANNES NOT PLAYING.

Eyelids is dominating, sort of, and he is a rugged Victorian with an unpolished action.

Well Dirty Dirk is ruggeder and more unpolisheder, than Eyelids, plus he is the main man in Victoria.

We don’t even call Eyelids till Dirty Dirk is half dead and limping.

What makes it worse is that Ed Joyce, former Irish and English player, was once an adopted Victorian.

Sort of.

He played a season for Coburg in which he made no runs, but everyone thought he was a good bloke.

Sorry Ed, but I don’t think your such a good bloke now, leaving out Dirty Dirk.

It’s a disgrace, you should be sent back to Ireland, or Coburg for your sins.

And for those who don't know, i did play with Ed when he played at Coburg.

Yes i really am that cool....
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