It’s official, no one in Brisbane cares for the IPL.

At a wedding in Mount Tamborine (spelling is correct in New Texas), I enquired of the cricket loving guests, there favourite IPL moment.

“Haven’t watched that shit”

“It’s on too fucken late”

“I don’t get it, what happened to test matches.”

“The grounds are all two feet wide, I could sixes on that shit.”

"Stop touching my penis"

“I watched 12 overs one night, that was enough”.

“It’s rubbish”.

On that response its official, Brisbane hates the IPL, even if all those people were from Melbourne.

Obviously I noticed more about this wedding that cricket alone.

The older gentleman did not like the late nights.

The younger gentleman were pissed, and pissed they couldn’t see the footy/rugby.

The older ladies got drunk and lost their voices.

The younger ladies spewed in the bus.

But the wedding itself was all one big IPL indicator.

Old men do not like this form of the game, as it is not aimed at them, and they don't like much anymore, especially young people (without ties).

Young men love this game, or any game, when they are pissed, but hate to miss it, until they get to pissed to remember they missed it.

Old women like the game, because they get a chance to try out the dance moves, and because they are all kinky biaches.

And young women can’t handle all that entertainment.

Thanks to Miriam for holding down the fort for me....
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