Drugs in cricket

There is a serious drug problem in cricket.

Some players are taking too many.

Some players, not enough.

But in Bermuda, weed is being blamed for the fact their side is crap and has a fat dude playing in it.

Apparently every football or cricket game you go to in Bermuda you can smell the mary jane.

Which ofcourse is unacceptable, as you should be only allowed to smell beer cascading down the double chin of a sun burnt dude.

The problem with Bermuda is they think you need to stop smoking joints to play for your country.

This is not true, if Phil Tufnell and Stephen Fleming have taught us anything its that weed can help built test cricketers.

Opium works wonders as well.

Things that cricketers should give up to play for their country according to the worlds cricket administracrats.

Alcohol.

Burgers.

Women.

Men.

Drugs (except performance enhancing)

Heavy metal.

Bay Watch.

Atheism.

Gangsta rap.

Bare knuckled boxing.

And knitting.

EDIT: While researching (I know) this post I found a great headline on cric info from a few years back.

ICC has kept players informed on substances - Speedwww.cricketwithballs.com

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