Friday, January 4, 2008

session update lunch day 4

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I thought that in order for India to bowl Australia out they had to be at least 2 wickets down at lunch.

They are, mind you they probably shouldn’t be.

But they are.

The pitch still has less demons than a Mormon Christmas Dinner.

For me King Probot Hussey, Clarke and Gilly still have question marks over their recent form when the pressure is on.

Hussey hit the Lankans everywhere, but against India has been a no show.

Clarke has pretty much been given the captains hat, but still makes a lot of runs when the pressure isn’t at its hottest. Should I mention Deano?

And Gilly, superstar that he is, does not make runs against India in test matches. People love mentioning his great hundred in 2001, but since then he has underperformed against them. Career average of 30 against them.

Harbhajan may have convinced India to play him at the Waca, if for nothing else ass an allrounder who can get Ponting out.

India bowled 23 overs that session, are you fu©king kidding me, no more suspension for captains who allow slow over rates, I now suggest castration.

Oh that’s right there was a rain delay, not castration then, just give them a Hitler style gelding job.

I’m still not convinced this game will be anything but a draw, but I’m also not convinced Natalie Portman wont sleep with me.

Question for everyone out there, is this really a 4th day pitch?www.cricketwithballs.com "the hooking & pulling specialists"

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