Saturday, January 26, 2008

the days play today (of what i've seen)

I haven’t been watching the cricket, and I’ve been drinking, so this might be my most accurate session update ever.

Australia are batting slowly, I assume its Brad Hoggs fault, but I am not basing this on any facts.

Cause I haven't watched many.

There was some rather attractive young ladies at the races, but young was the operative word.

Then when I finally found one I was convinced was of the legal age, Sime informed me of her engagededness (but he only told me that after he told me to have a crack at her) so I came home alone.

Reverse swing is happening, but it’s not at Ashes 2005 levels just yet.

No mentos available for the Indian.s

Jacques played an uglier shot than Tara Reid.

King Probot Hussey and Hayden got the classic reverse swing deliveries.

The track is still flat, but it has a few tricks up its sleeve.

I said if Hayden made a hundred, Australia should be fine in this match, so far I don’t see any reason why this shouldn’t be the case.

Oh and now I know why India took in 5 bowlers, so that RP could get some massages.

Is it just me does Ponting never smile during a test match, you’d swear someone was interfering with him at all times.

This is my last post today, as its Australia day and I’m off to eat some true blue tacos.www.cricketwithballs.com "the hooking & pulling specialists"

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