transcripts n such

The transcripts of the stump mic from the Sydney test have accidentally been left outside my hotel room door here they are.

Harbhajan “Hey did you hear about the Martin Crowe rumours?”

Roy “That he sleep with gilly’s wife”

Harbhajan “No he can’t bowl and can’t throw”

Roy “Unlike Murali who can’t bowl because he throws”

Harbhajan “I used to know a bookie who used to say that”

Roy “A friend of Hansies?”

Harbhajan “No, he didn’t have any friends”

Roy “Like ganguly?”

Harbhajan “You cheeky Monkey”

Roy “What did you say you Bastard?”

Incredible stuff, who knew either player was this articulate.

I must say that if Procter didn’t have access to the stump Mic’s and Harbhajan is not guilty, then the ICC better lick the sweat out of his and Bhaji’s toes.www.cricketwithballs.com "the hooking & pulling specialists"