are the west indies the new tori spelling?

Marlon Samuels just scored his first hundred in 5 years, 2002/03 against India was the last.

Let me tell you about 5 years ago, I was dating a girl who had not yet faked a pregnancy or told me she was about to kill herself in order to win me back.

George Bush had not yet invaded Iraq.

Shaun Pollock was Captain of South Africa.

The last matrix film hadn’t come out.

Paris Hilton wasn’t famous.

Jacques Kallis had hair.

Aravinda de silva still played cricket.

Woody Allen lived in New York.

Rupert Murdoch was Australian.

Mel Gibson was a closet Christian.

Sime was a fish and chip magician.

And Big Daddy was single.

Also back then a young kid by the name of Marlon Samuels looked like he could be the next big thing from the Windies.

5 years on, and the Windies are now only better than Bangladesh and the Kiwis (debatable, but going on form in South Africa).

Their captain bats like a drunk Canadian woodchopper.

Their best batsmen is a man who seems to have had enough of carrying his pathetic team mates.

Their gun all rounder is a derringer.

Their bowling is less predictable than Robin Williams.

And the rest of their batsmen are grade cricketers who got lost on their way to real jobs.

The Windies are really really really sh1t. Tara Reid sh1t, Celine Dion sh1t, TORI SPELLING SH1T.

Their only hope in not being the worst real test nation is if New Zealand can’t field a team, which by my estimations will happen in 2011.

The worst thing was they got up our expectations by winning a test in South Africa, nothing could wipe the smile off my face, well until the 2nd test started and they got flogged.

Will that be the last test win they have away from home?www.cricketwithballs.com "the hooking & pulling specialists"