If you happen to accidentally mention the name Greg Matthews around my father, you will get an ear full of how sh1t a bowler he was.
There are few people in history my father hates more, John Howard the only one who immediately comes to mind.
I have been on the end of these sprays quite a few times, and the only way I could convince him to cease and desist was to say, yeah but he wasn’t a bad batsman.
I got the same answer everytime, well he'd fu©ken wanna be, cause he couldn’t fu©ken bowl.
Mitchell Johnson currently has a better average than King Probot Hussey, in fact its as good as the original Probot Bradman.
99, not bad for a dude who came onto the scene with a labret piercing.
Only problem is that his main job in the team is as a bowler, or as a poster child for metro sexuals.
His bowling average is 34, its not quite as bad as Greg Matthews, but there is still time.
Most Aussie fans would be happy if Mitch's batting dropped off and he either started to swing the ball again, or bowled in a line within 4 foot of off stump.
Ofcourse until that happens he better keep averaging 99 just to keep his spot.www.cricketwithballs.com "the hooking & pulling specialists"
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