I had a discussion with a very intelligent cricket fan the other day, and she, (yes she you misogynist pig), is a really good sheila, the sort of chick you could have a bevy with whilst pretending to look into her eyes.
We were talking about google, and the sort of things people type into the search engine to find my site.
You see I like talking about myself, because it’s the only thing I’m almost an expert on.
I was telling this lass about the amount of times that women, (I’m assuming), type in things like
"aiden blizzard" + girlfriend (fair enough, according to some he’s dreamy)
david hussey girlfriend cricket (interesting choice)
adam voges girlfriend (big helmets are all the rage this year)
cameron white cricket girlfriend (the vics are popular)
mitchell johnson girlfriend cricket (labret piercing are hot)
It’s quite disturbing.
I think the looking falls into two categories.
Girls looking for trophy boyfriends.
Or girls trying to work out if the dude is single since she is shagging him, or on the verge of shagging.
There isn’t a young Australian domestic cricketer who hasn’t been googled with the word girlfriend next to his name.
Is this how the gold diggers work now, they google their potential sap.
These poor boys won’t know how to stop the buxom fake blonde from knowing everything about them and manufacturing their accidental meeting.
You have to feel sorry for the lads, as we all know cricketers hate peroxide and fake boobies.
I think we should stand up for the lads and put a stop to it nowt, if you ladies want a trophy man, either shag me or move on, I aint a fu©ken dating site for the young and the vacuous.
Glad that is cleared up, but people write lots of weird sh1t to get to this site.
Here are some of my favourites.
michael slater slept with adam gilchrist's wife (oops)
shane watson nude (his new career)
"matthew hayden" christian hypocrite (suave is that you)
paper into * cleavage" (no idea)
afridi underwear lines (hmmm)
are indian balls big (are they)
couple having $ex in grand stand at the cricket (my dream)
cricketer underwear (see below)
cricketer's underwear (see below)
cricketers caught naked (see below)
cricketers on underwear (do they snort it)
don bradman pissed his pants in cricket (my personal fav)
does trevor like his balls (who knows)
fu©kwit peter roebuck (was only written once)
graeme smith cricket in love with woman (but she thinks he is an ass clown)
how to write article on cricket (wrong site for that)
if i only had a mustache (or pubes)
indian cricketers in an underwear (hinglish porn search)
mark nicholas sycophant (uhum)
michael hussey womaniser? (doubtful)
michael slater coke (not pepsi)
michael slater gilly wife sleep (wife swap)
michael slater is adam gilchrist's child's father controversy (not funny)
no ball underwear (over stepping)
perving at the cricket (also known as tony greiging)
rick ponting ©unt (sounds better with a y)
ricky ponting in underwear (nice)
sex with evil dragons (cricket with balls we have sex with evil dragons)
stuart macgill gay voice (more snooty than gay)
underwear of ricky ponting (y fronts)
cricket with balls probot (I’m famous ma)
Oh and Cindy Nel gets the 2nd most hits for a female on here.
Jacques Kallis not so much.www.cricketwithballs.com "the hooking & pulling specialists"
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