day one from my mobile phones viewpoint

According to channel 9 you can watch every ball on your 3 mobile phone.

No you can’t.

Instead you see some bad French animation that pretends to be the cricket.

The sound and vision weren’t even synced up.

Plus my phone went flat after one session.

From there I moved to the radio.

I think I saw more with the radio than I did with the phone.

Ponting still doesn’t think Tait is a test cricketer, which would be fine if he didn’t keep trying to convince us that Johnson is.

How Johnson keeps bowling the most overs in a day is amazing, he must have soft hands in the change room.

Tait bowled everywhere, we all knew he would, but why would you wait until 90 minutes had passed before handing him the nut.

Then Ponting brings him on into the wind, is he taking the piss?

Ganguly failed, just as I said he would. I don’t like him, but I don’t have a personal vendetta against him, no mater what the comments say.

I do think he is batting well, but he still hasn’t cashed in, although this pitch was always going to suit him the least.

For all my comments about the pitch the other night, they actually used one of the old surfaces, and not a pitch from the new block, bastards.

Dravid continued to rise from the ashes, slowly, but at least he is rising.

I won’t go on about Sehwag being picked when the score line is 2-zippo, because I wouldn’t like to mention the Indian selectors, let alone call them muppets.

Sehwag still isn’t the man he once was, but at least he had a crack and didn’t sit there like a stunned mullet that has caught its wife in bed with a tuna fish.

Jaffer did what he does best, wave at wide balls from Brett Lee.

And Sachin batted like we all hoped he would do more often, before he got what we call the “Ponting on debut” decision.

I assume that’s what happened, on my phone it looked like a Swedish model making a pancake.

Hopefully tomorrow I will get to watch the cricket on something bigger than a porn stars nipple.

The game seems to be in the balance nicely, so lets hope the Indians don’t collapse tomorrow.

84 overs bowled, Pontings pinky should be cut off and mailed to Cricket Australia.www.cricketwithballs.com "the hooking & pulling specialists"