Tuesday, January 15, 2008

new red nut

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Tait and Chris Rogers have been promoted for the Waca test.

Every one knows Tait, he eats raw meat, nuff said.

But Rogers may be a bit more of a mystery to you.

Here are the things I know about Chris Rogers.

Matt Hayden sledged him when he made a double ton against the aussies whilst playing for some county side.

His full name is Christopher John Llewellyn Rogers.

I haven’t seen him bat for a year or two, but from what I remember he is a solid batsman, not as flashy as Jacques. Stoic, but still scores at a good rate.

Was a state player of the year.

Once made a 400odd run partnership at the G with Marcus North against the Vics, luckily I wasn’t there.

Apparently he is colour blind, so he may not even know he has red hair.

Probably a nerd.

Hayden also sledged him at the start of his career in a state game.

Must be a good bat just to get into the West Australian team.

Is not related to Shaun POllock.

He wears glasses.

His daddy played for the NSWelsh.

Is a left hander.

Possible probot.

Was recently making love to a woman and Hayden walked in and started telling him he should only do the missionary position.

Hope that helps.www.cricketwithballs.com "the hooking & pulling specialists"

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