three issues

I have three things I am really p!ssed at.

Victorian gets shafted

The first and by far most important is the fact that Future Pm David Hussey has not been deemed one day international worthy by the same selectors who gave Shane Watson test matches.

Apparently playing a 30 year old in a 2020 match makes more sense than picking him for a real cricket match.

When is the next election?

Text messages

Sometimes I forget the fu©kwits don’t just live in Sydney.

Some d!ckhead is trying to drum up support for a racial come back to the Indian players for the 2020 game in Melbourne. Alan Jones is unavailable for comment.

Listen morons, its over with, the ICC fu©ked up, the BCCi Fu©ked up, the players involved fu©ked up, so lets watch the cricket.

If you get the feeling to be racist go up to Bondi beach and feel each other up like you usually do.

Like I have said before there are always better ways of sledging than using racism, for Harbhajan I suggest mentioning his bowling average from the test series, perhaps you can call him Mr 60, or something hilarious like that.

ICC stuff up

When the American government make a mistake, which generally happens only on the days ending with y’s, they get away with.

That’s what happens with superpowers, they are the law, and their word is gospel.

The ICC did not make the stump mic transcripts available in the first case, and did not provide Harbhajan’s bad boy record in the appeal.

What is their punishment on the employees who made all those mistakes. Were they helping out survivors of Hurricane Katrina?

Sunil Gavaskar seems to have gotten off scott free, Zimbabwe V Pakistan seems to a series about which dictator has killed more rivals, the Indian team should have been sanctioned for booking a plane home and Jacques Kallis continues to date Cindy Nel.

And still the ICC do nothing.www.cricketwithballs.com "the hooking & pulling specialists"