Is this a joke?
Am I supposed to be amused.
Australia has a 2020 side with no Clark, no Lee and no Johnson, and they couldn’t slip in Dirty Dirk.
Australia’s premier 2020 domestic bowler, the worlds fucking premier domestic 2020 bowler, from the worlds best performed domestic 2020 outfit.
He is the leading big bash wicket taker of all time.
A wicket every 12 balls.
An average of 13.47.
And 17 wickets in 9 matches.
Plus he won Middlesex their crown, maybe not through deeds, but through inspiration and manly brutality.
And instead Ryan Harris gets the nod.
Now I like and respect Ryan Harris.
But if you are going to pick a 29 year old, why not Pick a 32 year old with boyish charm and virile facial hair.
Tait at one end, and Dirty Dirk at the other would be worth the price alone.
Think of the raw power.
It would be like Mad Max the musical in an ice hockey arena with Mickey Rourke and Lawrence Tierney in the lead roles.
Exactly.
Does his overt manliness make the metro sexuals uncomfortable.
Will he scare Hussey in the nets, question Bracken’s lifestyle choices or make Clarke feel too uncomfortable?
Probably, but he will also bowl fast and wayward whilst taking wickets.
Unleash the beast Australia.
Something this beautifully ugly should not be hidden from the world.
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