Tuesday, January 20, 2009

David, would you ike some warm milk before bed

the Australian cricket community is trying to give david warner a spiritual group hug.

Don’ put pressure on him.

Treat him nicely.

He needs to relax.

Don’t drop him harshly.

Is he a cricketer or a recovering heroin addict?

If the boy can’t handle pressure, fuck him off.

If the boy needs special treatment, he can become a superstar of world cricket and it will be given to him.

If the boy can’t learn to relax on his own, telling him to do so won’t fucken help.

Drop him when he deserves to be dropped, pick him when he deserves to be picked.

It’s all so simple.

Sure he hit the crap out of the ball in his first game, but that doesn’t give you a special ride for life.

You still have to perform under pressure like every other mother fucker with a bat.

There is no special treatment for fantastical debuts.

Ask Jason Krejza.

His 12 wickets away from home against the best players of spin the Aliens have created shits down the throat of Warner’s 2020 debut.

And Krejza was dropped next game.

That his how cricket goes.

No one in South Africa, or whoever Warner plays against are going to give him special treatment because of his debut.

They are just going to try get the kid out.

And if they get him out a lot, then he should be dropped, if not, he makes it.

So fuck off the kiddy gloves and warm milk treatment.

No one wants players who can only perform when everyone is being nice to them, we want players who perform under the strictest torture cricket can allow.

If Warner is really that good, he wont need people being nice to him, he will just get the job done.

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