Monday, January 12, 2009

cricket with balls poll superstar becomes an ass coach

I know you were wondering why Australia suddenly beat South Africa in Sydney.

Why did they fall apart in Melbourne, and yet go on strong in Sydney.

Well John Davison was appointed a coach in between the two tests.

Mystery solved.

I am not sure what his official title is.

Perhaps its head of slogging, or chief of looking cool.

But either way he has arrived, and at the 2020 game was doing some sort of Dirty Dirk impression with his facial hair.

Davison is obviously exactly what Australia needed, and obviously without him there Warner would have just blocked up an end.

Having an ass coach who was a slogger encourages reckless risk taking.

And no one slogs like John Davison.

We can only think of positive things that come out of Australia hiring Victoria’s former 12th man and Canada’s leader to coach people in the team, and more importantly, at the academy.

In true Dennis Lillee style we think everytime a player has trouble slogging, Davison should be whisked in to dish out the advice.

And in India they should have the MRF slog academy.

We he takes young subbie players and shows them the finer points of backing away and hitting the ball hard.

Because if you don’t get them young, they will never learn.

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