Sunday, January 11, 2009

Gilly needs to chillax

Adam Gilchrist was a brutal uncomplicated batsman.

He saw ball.

He hit ball.

Ball went.

Now he is a commentator.

And no commentator has ever tried to fit more words into a sentence than Gilly.

There seems to be no real good ones in the sentence he just keeps going trying to explain himself faster and faster and saying momentum and talking over who ever he is talking to and you suddenly get the image over a balloon quickly inflating and then one day you can see his head is just going to too inflated and what I mean by that is with all those words coming out in quick succession with any real point or natural fluency he just have his head explode all over the commentary team.

Exactly.

Just relax Gilly, have a shit, have a pull, smoke a joint, or whatever relaxes you.

Please.

cricketwithballs

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