Open your eyes man

Chris, an avid commenter brought this to my attention.

You knew it was bound to happen.

It’d been mentioned here, and once Cricket With Balls mentions your cause, your career is set to sky rocket.

You may know him as Eyelids.

But the name in the 30 man English squad is Darren Pattinson.

The Dandenong roofer, who other than Simon Jones, is the best English bowler who isn’t Sidebottom right at the moment.

When talking about his good early season form, I said on April 23rd,

“This is a very good start for the man, who I presume will play for England within the next 4 months.”
At the time I was taking the piss.

Apparently the English selectors take me way more seriously than the Australian ones do.

So Adil just needs to land a few balls and he is in.

Geoff Miller described Eyelids in a sexual sort of way,

"He's a very solid character.”
Then he goes on to say,

“His consistency is terrific and he's deserved that kind of notoriety."
He’s getting well known isn’t he Geoff.

After 10 weeks I have had him placed in the top 30 players for England, so what next?

Eyelids in for Anderson.

It works on a cricket level, Eyelids being 83 times more consistent than Jimmy.

More importantly it would be a victory for working class men over male models everywhere.

It took a Victorian to think of it.www.cricketwithballs.com

Now with new proper english lady blogger.