Jrod's stock report (A-H)

Allen Stanford probably has enough flunkies around him to field 3 NFL teams.

Yes men I'd say.

You know the type, for all I know, you are the type.

While I would never work for Allen Stanford, I will criticise him for free, as that is the sort of man I am.

Mine is constructive though.

He has a 20 million dollar game, and I have gone through all the sides in world cricket to see who should really be offered this game.

Sure he is a rich gun toting Texan, but he is crickets rich gun toting Texan, and thusly needs my help.

Jrod’s stock market advice for Allen Stanford

Australia

Blue Chip
Lee â€" Everyone likes see to see a real fast bowler
Symonds â€" Crickets knock out artist
Clarke â€" few are prettier to watch in full flight

Growth
Watson â€" sure he looks like terry test match, but he can score quick
Johnson - with a white ball he can make anyone look silly

Speculative
James Hopes â€" When he invents a new shot you will wish you had your money with him
David Hussey â€" Looks like an accountant, bats like a drunken sailor
Shaun Tait â€" line and length are speculative when he bowls

Junk
Ponting - may never play 2020, unless offered a million or two

They still have more attacking players than most, but the most boring thing about them is that you know they will win.

Value for money - 8.7 million.

Tip - Sell, ass might fall out soon

Bangladesh

Blue Chip
Jamie Siddons â€" Old videos

Growth
Ashraful â€" the man who would be king, but instead is the joker

Speculative
Whole team â€" all of them

Junk
Whole team - yup all of them

The chances of them lasting the full 20 overs are slim.

Value for money - 2 melted mars bars and a signed NBA card of Tre Rollins.

Tip - Buy, may pay off for your grand kids

England

Blue chip
KP â€" The old KP was anyway.

Growth
Anderson â€" on his day he can be damn exciting to watch, shame its every 4th tuesday
Shah â€" Wants to be king, yet to be prince, but can be exciting to watch

Speculative
Bopara â€" dude made a double tonne in county cricket, respect
Wright â€" Shane Watson is his hero, respect, uhum
Mascarenhas â€" Set New Zealand alight,

Junk
Bell- remember when watching him was fun

Stanford must have just come back from Columbia when he made this decision. He should have spent the 20 million on cocaine and small Columbian boys, as it would have represented more value.

Value for money â€" 3.7 million

Tip - watch, actually get someone else to watch, may bore you

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