Some sort of summary of the last test

England lost.

Badly.

10 wickets badly.

They appear to have lost the ability to take 20 wickets a test.

Their second best batsman is a male model employed as a bowler.

Tim Ambrose looks to be warming up Prior’s spot, and the South Africans agree.

Pattinson will be dropped, even though he took as many wickets as Broad and Flintoff combined from 40 less overs.

South Africa’s pace attack may not be scary, but when you can’t get the opposition out they are more than enough.

Ashwell Prince, he of the mittens, cannot be defeated.

Hashim Amla is a puppet.

AB and MPV don’t like cameras.

Aggers gets angry when Australians are picked for England.

Darren Pattinson is now less mysterious than the discolouration on your forearm.

Finally Dale Steyn hit someone, and it was grand.

England are 0-1

A bunch of recently exiled English cricketers are clawing at the door.

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