After England's good first couple of days of this Test, I was worried that THIS might happen.
I was wrong to worry about that.
What I should have worried about was THIS.
The Saffers are only bloody well digging in! How annoyingly resilient of them! And now suddenly I am finding Graeme Smith less unattractive than I used to!
WHAT IS HAPPENING.
The problem is, I love test cricket and most of all I love a gritty, noble rearguard. Don't make me like you, Saffers, otherwise everything I hold dear will be dashed, broken and destroyed, and I won't know what to do, what to think or even who the hell I am.
I need help. Ceci's suggestion of imagining Kallis in a thong, whilst an image that I know will come in useful for other purposes, isn't doing it. If they hang on and save the match, I can trust you all to step in and prevent me sending them presents, yes?
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