Thursday, July 31, 2008

Eyelids doesn't have eyes in the back of his head

Darren Pattinson is not turning his back on England.

Probably in case they knife him.

Pattinson who does not own an Australian passport (what logo is on yours KP?), was thinking about leaving England and moving back into the safe haven that is Dandenong.

Victoria has signed him up next year as an overseas player, which technically he should have been before, being that he isn’t Australian.

Victoria’s administracrats didn’t even know he wasn’t Australian.

Classy stuff.

Eyelids is going to have a chat with his mate Geoff Miller, and see what the situation is.

I suggest he asks to be thought of as a batsman, as he is surely in better form than Paul Collingwood.www.cricketwithballs.com

Now with new proper english lady blogger.

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