Is there anything that can stop Ashwell Prince?
No.
He is a one man wrecking crew.
Part Hulk Hogan, Part Norman Mailer.
He is simply all over England like peanut butter on a lonely perverted girl who owns a dog with a long tongue.
England have no problem with Kallis, but Ashwell Mittens Prince is too much man for them.
Or perhaps he is making runs because he is less man than Kallis.
I will try not to start the fat cricketer debate.
In other news, Eyelids Pattinson got his first ever test wicket.
Apparently some English fans suspected it may have been his first ever wicket.
Harsh, but still funny.
He got out Hashim Amla in a moment that must have warmed Dean Jone’s heart, if he has one.
The decision was exactly right from the umpire, and the ball truly deserved a wicket.
England, in the shit, quite a bit.
That’s right, I can wax lyrical when the moment is required, and when mittens makes back to back hundreds it is well and truly required.www.cricketwithballs.com
Now with new proper english lady blogger.
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