Test cricket is da bomb.
One day cricket is dead in the media.
And 2020 cricket is an evil spirit concocted by someone far eviler than the evil Kerry Packer.
But, and I bold that for effect, even out of great evilness can great goodness come.
With that I give you the one day Sehwagology.
A form of magic that was almost lost forever.
In test form, sehwagology is a potent mistress, in 2020 it is just as potent a mistress.
The one day form has been impotent.
We thought we would never see it potent again.
The evil 2020 had other thoughts.
Now some of you may say One Day cricket is dead.
Whom better to save thee than Sehwagology.
Up until recently, Sehwag had what he call here Michael Slater disease.
Michael Slater disease effects one in 20 attacking test batsman, and is brought on by coloured clothing and fielders in the ring.
2020 has cured Sehwag of this affliction.
Praise the bald spot.
It has made him whole.
He can now preach to us from all the mountains.
Before he looked uncomfortable and rather unspecial playing one day cricket, he now looks like the chosen one that he is.
And isn’t the world a better place because of it.
He will rid the world of probots and Tom Cruise, just follow him and you’ll end up in paradise with a few virgins.www.cricketwithballs.com
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