KP cooks in the nude

<p class="MsoNormal">"Sex doesn't affect the way you play . . . Don't tell me anyone's going to stop a footballer shagging before a game."

KP

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<p class="MsoNormal">We both agree that sex before sport is good.
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<p class="MsoNormal">But where we disagree is that I believe sex effects the way you play.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Shane Warne has proved the more sex the better, no matter what the quality of the woman is.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Muhammad Ali always said as a Muslim he could give up pig and the drink, but women were his one vice.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Magic Johnson and Wilt Chamberlain proved that ridiculously over the top amounts of sex is even better for your performance.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Although if you have a captain’s room like Magic did, best you have a condom vending machine in there as well.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Personally I think sex before blogging helps me, it’s just a shame I usually end up doing it alone.
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<p class="MsoNormal">See how I fitted a wanking joke into a post about KP, but didn’t call him one.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Impressive.[b] [/b]
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