No no no no no no no no no no no, this cannot be happening I refuse to believe this is happening.
Is it April fools?
Are the aliens playing tricks on me?
Are the rooster combs in fact spirits of the dead?
Tim Neilson, former average state keeper turned coach of the Australian side has suggested to Shane Watson, former Paris Hilton clone, that he start opening when wearing the creams again.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no, wait, is this a good thing.
Does this mean he will open for Queensland again, and continue on his 28 runs in six innings to completely shut out Queensland for the year?
I am confused.
On one hand, if he opens, it could mean that Queensland cricket will never recover.
But if he opens and by some stretch of your imagination he makes runs, he will be fast tracked into the Australian side before Matthew Hayden’s corpse has stiffened.
Opening against a white ball is one thing, Gilly did it, and so did Romesh Kaluwitharana, but what they didn’t do was mistake that for the skill and temperament of opening against a red ball with 7 slips and a gully.
Shane, if I could give you some advice, don’t open, the rooster combs and calves blood can only do so much.
And Tim, please keep quiet about Watson, you don't want CWB as an enemy.www.cricketwithballs.com
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