Watch for the adams apple

Will we have to listen everyone one of the Australian commentators climb up Gilly’s orifice every time he bats for the whole summer.

Because if that is the case then Gilly owes us an apology for not delaying his retirement until the last match or so.

Just remember you read it here first, Ishant Sharma will die in a horrible cricket accident where he goes for a catch and he puts his elbow through his over sized adams apple.

The Melbourne fans got their moneys worth with Harbhjan running into Pathan in their Abbot and Costello routine, and Bill actually had multiple orgasms.

The fact the game was in Victoria, there were two Vics playing, and the ground was very nearly full, was all too much for Bill. He even got back to vintage form by bagging Greig.

Can he be rested from other matches and just used for the start/end of one day games and 2020.

Channel 9 gave us two angles of Gilly throwing his squash ball away, but where was the super slow mo and the corny music?

Congratulations to Sreesanth for shaving his 3 day growth, which makes him look 8, and growing an Indian version of a Ben Affleck Bouffant. Also Sree, while I’m thinking of it, I sort of like you, in the same sick way I like Andre Nel. But staring down Gilly, because he missed a bouncer, in what is essentially his testimonial game, when your mob has been bowled out for 74, is just stoopid.

As far as the game goes, I think Miriam said it best, “and it's finished off with a frickin wide.”www.cricketwithballs.com "the only cricket blog that offers $ex with evil dragons"