Future Pm trumps Petition

Recently you may be aware of my petition to have David Hussey (Future PM) installed into the Australian side.

I have been subtle about it, but you may have been able to read between the lines.

Well I now realise that my efforts to get David Hussey into the side have been pretty feeble.

But this David Hussey bloke, he is do a darn tootin job without me.

My petition is looking a bit scratchy at 60 odd signatures, and a lot of those seem to be celebrities cashing in on the latest charity.

David just made the second fastest Australian one day domestic hundred in history.

I sense a little bit of, anything you can do, I can do a kabillion times better.

So Andrew Hilditch, the 60 odd people and his latest hundred are making a case for his inclusion, so what is keeping you.

113 off 64 balls.

This boy has serious tizzel in his pizzel.

When he walked in Brad Hodge was 55, and Hussey beat him to his 100.

If David continues play these sorts of innings he may make my petition redundant.

Nah the selectors won’t drop any of the “golden boys”, they might have to admit they’re wrong.

It would be almost impossible to describe this innings.

To use a wiser mans words, this innings was one of God's own prototypes--a high-powered mutant of some kind who was never even considered for mass production.

The SCG is a big cricket ground, but with Hussey in an excitable mood, and NSWales fielding 6 spinners, Hussey had a field day.

Instead of waiting for the right ball, or waiting till he was in the right spot, or waiting for anything at all, he just simply tried to hit every ball for four or six.

Even when on 99, he almost got caught at long off trying to serve a ball bouncer down the ground.

The dude was outta control.

It was the cricket equivalent of an Ice Addict ram raiding an electronics store, quick, brutal, unorganized, frantic and never going to last.

If you want to see innings like this internationally, sign the petition.www.cricketwithballs.com "Sign our David Hussey petition"