Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Stuey - it's time

Lets be honest old fella, you've had a hell of a run.

Literate types don't often play for Australia, so well done.

How many cricketers pick a woman with brains and looks, kudos to you.

Getting 200 wickets as an understudy is an exceptional effort, your parents must be proud.

Now though you have a great career path mapped out with this wine company.

Your missus must make a nice packet, so you won't be out on the street for a while.

But this bowling caper, it isn't for a refined man like you, you've evolved, your more of an after dinner speaker and wine sniffer these days.

Bowling leg spin takes a modicum of physical fitness.

It takes joints that are still capable of carrying your constantly bulging girth.

Cricket takes commitment, not to lifestyle programs, but to training.

After all, Leg Spinning is a brutal artform, and if you aren't in gladiatorial shape, you best leave it to a young man.

Like Cricket With Balls Own Nice Bryce McGain.www.cricketwithballs.com "Sign our David Hussey petition"

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