Friday, February 22, 2008

Roy minus spunk equals dud

Andrew Symonds is on very shaky ground. He has lost his spunk, his mojo or his get-go. In my opinion he is either a one-day player or a test player, he can't do both.

In starting his innings' in test cricket he is looking as timid as a Michael Kasprowicz yorker. He is poking around at the crease playing un-Symonds like strokes - the end result is very ordinary dismissals.

The worst part is that he has transferred this over to the one-day arena. Some of his shots in this tri-series against India and SL have been as ugly as seeing Kathy Bates come out of the bath in About Schmidt, ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

Roy, make a decision, play either test or one day cricket. Ideally you are a one-day player - voted in the best Aussie 11 since odi's started, so stick at it, give the tests away.

Watching you bat without your spunk is like watching Bambi's mum die. And the tears are already rolling down my cheek!!!!!www.cricketwithballs.com "Sign our David Hussey petition"

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