South Africa are evil.
Some may say they are evil dragons, but evil dragons are not this arrogant.
The poor Bangladeshi kittens tried hard this week, (not as hard as their dodgy curator did) and Shadadaadat took a bunch of wickets to make South Africa nervous.
South Africa are not nervous now, they are sitting in a hot tub with various models of suspect intelligence, sipping on overpriced beers and telling each other what great blokes they are.
In December they lost a home test to the Windies, now they have been bundled out cheaply by Bangladesh.
It would seem to all intelligent people that the minnows have them worried.
This has not always been the case, in the past if the South Africans were playing with a minnow type kitten, they would take off their military boot and smash its pretty little skull in.
Then they would clean the boot, put it back on and leave a puddle of kitten brains and blood all over the kitchen floor.
In recent times, they seem to wanna play with the kitten for a while, see what makes it tick, tease it, make it think it might survive, and then give it an overdose of rat poison in its evening meal.
You may think the boot idea is brutal, but at least the kitten doesn’t suffer for long and kitchen floors are easily cleaned.
The rat poison death means the poor kitten thinks it has a chance of survival until it starts to cough up blood and think about everything it has not achieved in its adorably cute little life.
So I put it to you, Mr and Mrs Intelligent person, that they, the evil South Africans, are not worried by the minnows, but have simply found a better way to torture small animals.
The Evil Dragons would be appalled at this behaviour.www.cricketwithballs.com "Sign our David Hussey petition"
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