Army of One

CWB’s Own Nice Bryce McGain is one step closer to victory over the army of skeletons.

Spinners are falling down all around him.

The two young South Australian’s are almost irrelevant. “Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?”

The great Shane Warne has left the building. “Get offa me, ya crazy bitch!”

Brad Hogg has personal issues. “It’s a trick, get an Axe”

And Stuey MacGill has retired, he just doesn’t know it yet. “Well hello Mr fancy Pants”

So Bryce is pretty much the only one left.

And that got me thinking of Army of Darkness.

Perhaps because Bryce would look great with a chain saw as a hand.

Or maybe because look the poster says,

Bryce is trapped by time (he’ll be 48 next year).

Bryce is surrounded by evil (the selectors and NSWales).

Bryce is low on gas (not enough beans).

Bryce was initially mistaken for an old dude, but he was soon revealed as the prophesised saviour who can quest for a leggie, a delivery which can dispel the evil.

He may not have a chain saw as a hand, a chin made of granite or make snappy quips during action scenes, but Bryce is ready to fight the minions of darkness.

There is no one left Bryce, please use your 20th century wits to save us from the deadites.

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