Could Bryce be Franz Ferdinand

A few years ago Australia was supposed to tour Zimbabwe.

Stuey MacGill developed a career defining case of liberal guilt, and thusly decided he would not go.

He said it was in protest of Mugabe, but also it’s hard to find a good merlot in Harare.

His replacement was Cameron White, who at that stage had bigger wraps on him than Penicillin and wonder bras.

By replacing Stuey with the bear, the selectors made one big mistake, they picked a Victorian and this contravened the ruling put forward by the cricket administracrats in a blood oath to make sure Shane Warne was the last Victorian ever to be picked.

They cancelled the tour.

They said it was a political decision, and one not based on Cameron White being Victorian, but we all knew better.

Now with a tour of Pakistan coming up, and only one Australian spinner in any sort of form, the administracrats are not sure if the tour of Pakistan will go ahead.

Is the de stabilising forces in Pakistan the reason Australia are hesitant, or is it because Bryce McGain is Victorian.

Now before you say, hey man, that’s just another Victorian conspiracy, man, let me say, yes it is.

But do you know how conspiracies start, through nut jobs, weird interpretations of facts, wild accusations and Chinese whispers.

Think about it.

If somehow CWB’s Nice Bryce does not get selected for the tour to Pakistan, it will go ahead.

That is the conundrum though, we won’t know whether he has been selected or not, they will simply cancel the tour, and you, I and Bryce will be none the wiser.

The powers that be will continue to hide behind ivory doors made of ivory, they won’t let out a scrap of information.

If Bryce was from South Australia, he wouldn't be very good, but the tour would go ahead regardless.

The Cricket administracrats thought by putting Merv on the panel they could gently phase out Victorians, but Merv said No way man, I ain't no stooge, man, I am for the people, man, fu(c)k the fascist insect that preys on the Victorian people.

So in conclusion, Bryce McGain will not have to get his anti terror shots, because "they" simply will not allow him to go to Pakistan. And by "they" I mean, Giant Alien Lizards, the CIA and Cricket Australia’s Administracrats.

The usual forces who keep Victoria down.

Fu(c)k em I say, we'll win the shield final anyway, unless the Giant Alien Lizards interfere.

Viva La Bryce.www.cricketwithballs.com "losing the war on over rates, winning the war on tony greig"