As if the last couple of days have not been hard enough for Jason Krejza, now his sordid past has come out.
He once pissed cocaine into a cup.
In Sydney.
True story.
Apparently he felt his drink was spiked, which is often code for, fuck what if we have a drug test soon.
So he told the officials, they pulled him out of a game, and he tested positive to cocaine (please say it with a wacky Columbian accent).
Then in his subsequent tests there was no cocaine.
Drink spiking is a major problem for cricketers.
Especially fringe state cricketers, as Cricket Australia’s Michael Brown puts it,
"I saw a report recently that stated there were around 4000 reported cases of drink spiking last year ... and higher-profile athletes and celebrities can be targeted.â€
So in 2000 & 6, what was Jason Krejza, a high profile athlete or a celebrity.
Are there random drink spikers just looking for the drinks of Shield players.
Are Daniel Marsh, Michael Klinger and Steve Magoffin in all sorts of trouble.
Are doe eyed young cricketers trained in how to spot a potential shield doping sex pest?
Those questions are hard to answer.
But I will leave you with this one, do you believe him?
Brown I mean, not Krejza I just assume you don't believe him, but do you believe before last week Krejza was ever high profile.
Add this to Krejza's drink driving past and he is pretty much ready to be an Australian cricket legend.www.cricketwithballs.com... Aussie Haiku straight to your box
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