Monday, October 13, 2008

News Flash. The big bear strikes down Tendulkar's dark mood

I said in my last report, seconds earlier, that the big bear bowled well into tea.

It was probably as good a spell as I have seen from him in 3 years.

He had ‘actual’ flight.

He had some turn.

He had good bounce.

And he had fairly good control.

Now his first ever wicket is Sachin Fucking Tendulkar.

Caught 16 runs short of Lara’s record.

Sure there were mitigating circumstances, Sachin had been sooking to the umpires about the light for 15 minutes like a toddler screaming for a lollipop.

The pitch is obviously suited to spinners.

And Sachin Tendulkar is 58 years old.

But fuck all that cause, CAMERON WHITE’S FIRST WICKET IS SACHIN FUCKING TENDULKAR.

The big fella was so emotional he almost cried.

That is the sort of player we want playing for Australia.

Ofcourse if he had cried, then he’d be a poof, but he didn’t. so he is ok.

Well done big fella.www.cricketwithballs.com... Aussie Haiku straight to your box

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