Double Standards for leggies

Sky has two men in suits talking about cricket when there is no play.

One is Ian Ward, who has a mole that I cannot and will not look past.

The other is Geraint Jones, Duncan Fletcher’s illegitimate child.

They talked about Cameron White.

Saying he didn’t look impressive, not enough maidens, that he had only been flown over as a replacement for Bryce McGann.

No that wasn’t a typo, that is what he said.

They showed a clip of White’s bowling, and they didn’t show one good delivery, you would have been forgiven for thinking he had Jason Krezja’s figures.

Then they discussed that he doesbn’t look like bowling Australia to victory, you don’t pick a batting all rounder to bowl you to victory, you pick him to chip in with the ball you stupid ass clowns.

They also went on about how he doesn’t spin it much, which he doesn’t, guess else who doesn’t spin it much, Kumble, Warne spun it side ways and found wickets harder to find than Hawiian pizzas in India.

Then to add insult to injury they were talking about India possibly bringing in Chawla in for Kumble, which is pretty unlikely. And Jones said I like him, he gives it a real rip.

Really?

Chawla gives it a real rip, and White doesn’t turn it.

One bowls toppies all the time, the other bowls wrong uns all the time.

They both don't turn it, but one is a proper bowler and the other is a part timer at best, but neither of them rip it, and neither of them have to.

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