I believe i can fly, or sleep with underage girls and get away with it

Shane Watson believes Australia can chase 430.

Ian Smith believes Jacob Oram will be the key.

Some people believe Jesus was an alien.

Some people believe margarine is an aphrodisiac.

No one is saying they are wrong.

Well they are, but that doesn’t make them wrong.

They probably are.

But, you know.

Australia can chase 430, even 500.

Just most of us believe they can't catch it.

Oram could be the key, but Taylor, Ryder, McCullum and Vettori are probably more important.

But belief is a fucked up thing.

Shane Watson really believes Australia can win from anywhere, and that is a good thing.

Australia are probably more likely to win from this position than most teams, but with this team, at this time, we can’t see it.

Watson can.

The question is when Australia lose by 200 runs, will he keep the belief.

Probably, because belief is like that, it’s odd and defies logic.

Sort of like Watson’s career.

That brings us to Oram & Smith.

On paper if Jacob Oram is the key, New Zealand are fucked.

But Ian Smith believes in Jacob Oram.

As a man, as a lover, as a soulmate and as a centrefold.

Smithy’s belief is different than Watson’s.

His is because of deep seated love for the perfect boyfriend from Chennai.

Smithy knows Oram, maybe not biblically, not yet, but he as a connection with the man, on a spiritual level that most people never ever attain.

They are like two buffalos running in the wild, frolicking, dancing, and being merry.

And when Oram is ready to ‘peak’ Smithy believes he can feel that.

Who are we to argue, or poke fun at it.
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