Bad things happen to male models as well

Bitter types, like some of us, may rejoice in the fact that pretty boy James Anderson has been assholed because of Allen Stanford’s crap pitch.

It does take a billionaire to fuck over a rich pretty boy athlete.

England has decided to win the 202020 with a team suited to the low down and dirty pitch, not the most deserving/obvious and players.

It makes sense, but that may not warm James Anderson up at night.

His incredibly hot missus will though.

So it’s hard to get too upset for him.

England had two choices, pick the best XI who are the most deserving (and Luke Wright) and just say, we either win it ort lose with our best men.

Or they say, we pick the best side to win the game, and someone misses out.

That may have been their reasoning, but it's not as if Anderson should have been an automatic selection anyway.

Anderson has been in pretty rubbish form with the white ball in 50 the rather retro 50 over format.

16 matches, 10 wickets @ 58.

In 3 2020 matches he has 4 wickets at 23.

But 2020 form is not real form, well not in this case obviously.

So now we waddle on towards tomorrow night, and we see what Graeme Swann can do.

If England lose and Swann gets punished Anderson may have the greatest we told you so smirk of all time.

I'd like to see that.

I'd also like to see the Graeme Swann drive around in a pink ferrari.

And i'd like to see aliens have sex with a horse.www.cricketwithballs.com... We constantly get sodomized down the legside