So your Ashraful, and you're in the test match bar that Andy Symonds runs.
ou see a girl on the other side of the room
You make sure you are looking the goods.
Make eye contact.
Get the balls to go over.
Intorduce yourself.
Tell her she’s pretty.
Buy her drinks.
Woo her.
Listen to her speak.
Ask questions about her past.
Interrupt her speaking to other guys.
Buy her a present.
Ogle her discreetly.
Take her to a Jane Austen film.
Concur that her Ex sounds like a boring fuck.
Consider giving her a ruffie.
Agree with all her bullshit.
Go dancing.
Do the sweet talking.
Give her the sweet last night kiss.
And….then….
Nothing.
Instead some egg head in glasses sweeps in and shags her with nerdy boring sex.
It’s heart breaking.
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